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The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington

Parker Washington · JAX · WR

Fantasy football curse for Parker Washington: The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington

“Washington gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch

More ways the witch ruins Washington's week

89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT

Ritual ingredients

Incantation

Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!

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FAQ

How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?

Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.

Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?

No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.