The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.