The Dropped Pass Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.