The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.