The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.
81%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.