The Shadow Coverage Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.