The Late Scratch Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.