The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
80%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.