The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.