The Inch-Short Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.