The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.