The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.