The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.