The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.