The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.