The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.