The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.