The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.