The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.