The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.