The Hamstring Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
74%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.