The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.