The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.