The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.