The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.