The Shadow Coverage Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.