The Mystery Tweak Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.