The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.