The Dropped Pass Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.