The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.