The Phantom Holding Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.