The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.