The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.