The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.