The Snap Count Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.
- Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
79%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.