The Hamstring Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
77%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.