The Inch-Short Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
74%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.