The Phantom Holding Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.