The Dropped Pass Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.