The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Bryant's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.