The Butter-Finger Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bryant is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.