The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Bryant scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bryant drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.