The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bryant scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bryant's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.