The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bryant's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.