The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bryant was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.