The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Bryant exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bryant scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.