The Phantom Holding Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bryant is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.