The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bryant's stadium. Only over Bryant.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bryant's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.