The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bryant runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
84%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.