The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Bryant, that's a flag." Bryant: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bryant's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.